Friday, August 22, 2008

Hollywood Fashion Tape

Listen Up Ladies (and maybe Gents?) ---  You may have nice t*ts, but your grandma, the shoe sales person, and the summer intern do NOT need to know this by actually seeing the girls. Your safety pin is not as well hidden as you think it is and for some flipping reason I can't find black safety pins so the silver is not so blatantly announcing that "Yes, indeed my shirt is revealing a part of me I don't want you to see."   

This is why YOU, errr, WE NEED Hollywood Fashion Tape. 

It is a double stick clear tape that is made to hold your clothes down in place so that you can flaunt the girls but don't need to smother the neighbors head in them.  They come in all sorts of shapes to help you out, depending on your needs.  Needs that you may not even realize that can be meet.  The Skinny Strips are perfect for that pink slingback angle strap that seems to always slip off the back of your ankle.  The Original size is great for helping keep your favorite work button down from getting you fired because you exposed your hot pink lace bra to the entire board room every-time you looked to the left. 

So clean it up for less than $9, Ladies, because you are a Lady...... riiight? 

here... read about them here: www.hollywoodfashiontape.com/products_red_carpet.cfm

you can buy them there too OR you can buy them at Bed Bath and Beyond and use one of the 6,214 20% off coupons they mail to your house and save yourself a few quarters.  

1 comment:

Tracy said...

Yeah NC!!! Love it. Great Job. Hilarious. I'll put you on by blog roll. And, great tip on the tape. Never knew it existed. Definitely will come in handy for avoiding those whoops moments.