Toothpaste Squeezit

I knew this invention existed, it just took me a while to buy it and then took even longer to actually use it. One more day without this handy dandy toothpaste squeezit and I would have not lived a full-filled life.  I know so dramatic, but this thing is so cool--- it makes the toothpaste tube look neat and tidy.  

There are 2 in a pack, so there is one for me the devoted Crest user (I only like Crest and will only use Crest) and one for my husband (he uses the cheap shit I buy him on sale).  So, 2 Squeezits for $2.69 at Bed, Bath and Beyond.  It's brilliant. 

Cole Haan Nike Air Peeptoes

Do you remember those commercials in the 80's when the ladies were wearing pumps running up and down a basketball court to the song, "looks like a pump, feels like a sneaker?"

They have no clue. NO CLUE. what they were talking about because these bad boys right here.... Cole Haan and Nike together, did not exist.  

So this shoe right here says it all AND they are really cute. Comfy. 

I hear people whine about feet in heels all day-- this shoes right here is all you need.  HONESTLY.  They are a bit pricey but you can buy these in black and brown for about $600 and then you wouldn't need to buy very many other shoes (of course, I buy these and about 50 others) but I think buying shoes is like paying the water bill- a necessity to life.  BUT- If I could and only wanted to buy 2 pairs of shoes, I would buy these in black and brown.  THANK GOODNESS that isn't the case but IF IT WERE-- I stick to my word on this.

Blackberry

My Blackberry is one of my F-A-V-O-R-I-T-E things ever.  I do not know how the world functioned before cell phones, even though, my first cell phone I had for a year before it was turned "on" for longer than 4 minutes.  It was only for emergencies.  For if I was being held at gunpoint, I could quickly pull it out of my glove-box and wait the 2 minutes it took back then to POWER-UP and then dial 911.  Or when I would pretend to be on it so I looked powerful and important.  Those were fun days.  Young & Dumb.

And now, I can't imagine life with out my coveted Blackberry ( I will not call it that name of crackberry b/c I already referred to Cadbury mini eggs as crack so I just can't do that here, plus the ol' crackberry line is so 2008).  I mean, this thing is pretty amazing.   It  doesn't make me look powerful and important like cell phones did back when only VIPs had them but it does entertain me when needed.  Facebook, the games, texting, emailing, all that jazz sure can hold you over when waiting in a really long line somewhere.  Or when I am sitting on the couch and too lazy to use the computer, my Blackberry is always there. 

Cadbury Mini Eggs

I am not a candy person.  I am more of a salt person.  So when I say Cadbury Mini Eggs are one of my favorite things, then you know these things must be REALLY good.

I don't know what they (aka: Hershey) puts in these things, well, I do know actually b/c I read the ingredient list, but I didn't see CRACK as an actual ingredient but the effects are just the same.

These eggs make me want MORE MORE MORE.   It's like an M&M on steroids.  The crispy candy thin outer shell, then you bite in and the milk chocolate is dense but perfect in all it's glory.  

Oh, Cadbury Mini Eggs, you are the best part about commercializing Easter. 

Real Housewives of NYC

If you don't watch Real Housewives of NYC already, then you are MISSING OUT on some serious. serious. serious. entertainment.

I don't even know where to begin with this.  

It's like train-wreck city right before your very eyes.  As annoying and silly and catty and petty as they are, they will grow on you.  I have a favorite.  Jill.  and then Bethenny. No, that is not a typo, that is how she spells her name. Bethenny.

Anyhow, you gotta catch in on BRAVO!  They have a whole Housewives series, but this NYC one is just comical and entertaining.